computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004

computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

by ur pet fish February 19, 2009

computer geek

someone who is knowledgeable in things related to computers, internet, softwre, hardware, etc. beyond the average person.

See also Dork.

Tom is so great with photoshop you'd think he's a computer geek or something.

by HomerCO March 5, 2004

Personal Computer

A tenacious and vindictive machine, whose primary function in the domestic sphere at the conclusion of the 20th century was electronic solitaire, yet within one year of the 21st century literally held every aspect of human life in its hands.

My personal computer is way too personal.

by nethcev! September 8, 2006

computer nigger

A information technology worker (or network administrator) who is not qualified or certified as a IT person but nevertheless performs these functions for an organization that does not have a budget for IT functions and tasks. The worker usually solves computer problems through trial and error and learns as he (or she) proceeds. Most of the problems solved should be figured out without this individual through online help menus.

Hey Bill, when I print this document the margins get cut-off. Why do the margins get cut-off?

Other employees: Bill is the computer nigger here.

by John Alexander December 28, 2006

Fog Computing

(n) A group of computer setups where a single computer/server acts as the brain for a set of "dumb" computers. (See: Cloud Computing)

The University Library has a server to manage all their terminals. This setup is a Fog Computing network.

by JaDarken March 30, 2009

Computer Claw

When you work on a computer in a cold room and your mousing hand gets really cold.

"Ohhh don't touch me with that thing, it's cold"
"Sorry, I got computer claw"

by Gregly McClaw May 15, 2013