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a clone apart

A Clone Apart is a comedy machinima series similar to the famous Red vs. Blue, only using Star Wars Battlefront instead of Halo. It was started almost a year ago by a guy named Jeff James and his brother, Ryan, and portrays the story of Clone Trooper Danson-Delta 40, a lackluster soldier who, during the Battle of Utapau, ends up stepping into a portal that sends him 20 years into the future. From then on, the story follows his adventures in this new world to him.
A Clone Apart is the best internet series evar!
by Mr. Awesomepants November 2, 2007
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virtual colonoscopy

A one-on-one meeting with a supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.
1. Hey Bill, I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my weekly virtual colonoscopy (VC).

2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
by Sailor613 September 19, 2009
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Colonelingus

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.
Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.
by Dead launch February 6, 2021
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Coloniume

What is Coloniume?
Our ultimate goal and effort to create a massive, free coloniume network is summarized in the following structure:

U + ME = “COLONIUME”

You and I conjoin and build a huge free, cohesive, global colony that meets the interests and demands of each of us.

A completely free, decentralized, and government-independent communication network that will be implemented, developed, and expanded by individuals, organizations, and independent non-governmental organizations (NGOs).

The main purpose of launching this network is creating and expanding a kind of completely free, secure, non-governmental and independent communication platform of the existing communication networks, so that it can be censored, restricted and influenced, and at the same time to make it impossible to disable communication and interaction with all communication networks and Internet.

In a general perspective, after its development and expansion, the coloniume will help the internet so that in case of internet network disconnection in any area covered by coloniume and without geographical and political restrictions, it will be possible to exchange information and data locally. And each of the nodes will be able to connect to the Internet and act as a bridge between the local network and the Internet.
U + ME = “COLONIUME”
by coloniume June 15, 2021
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colong

A silly little body part located in the gluteus maximus.
Bro! You have poop in your colong!
by colonglover888 November 19, 2021
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Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 10, 2013
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clonesome

A sexual encounter, ususally referred to as a threesome, with your spouse or partner and a clone of that same spouse or partner created specifically for sexual purposes.
I had a clonesome last night with my wife and her clone, it was great!
by codinex January 29, 2009
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