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Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)
by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019
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pharoah cocker

When you cover your genitals with sand and make your partner lick it up and spit it to the side.
Man 1:Man, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup last night.
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a Pharoah Cocker
Man 1:Cool
by BrebBrob April 5, 2020
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Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
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Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked
This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends
by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020
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Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
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Molly cocked

When you hold a dildo and molly wap someone in the face
Dam you just molly cocked nick so hard
by Jimmy James jack October 10, 2021
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Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.
Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank
by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022
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