When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter
by Niles Wilde July 30, 2010
Get the cougar class mug.You see class reunions aren't meant to be get togethers to talk about the fond memories of school it's a battleground where you show off how much better you are compared to the rest of your class and laugh at those who peaked to early, are fat, possibly divorced and or with kids that they had when they were 16.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Generally the ones who start planning a class reunion are of the female gender who are unsatisfied with their life and want to see if any of their fellow classmates are any worse than them or are the extremely successful females who are married with kids to a husband who may or may not be having an affair with her best friend who want to promote their rank in the hierarchy of people they haven't seen in approximately 10 years.
Men rarely if ever prepare a class reunion. The only reason why a man who do such a thing is if they just broke up with their fiancé because she eloped and now he has to find another girl to get engaged with since his overprotective mom already has a wedding hall reserved and sent out invitations. In order to appease his mother he decides to call a class reunion hoping he would "reconnect" a.k.a. knock up some chick that he at least has some knowledge of and hope to start a family with her so he can skip the dating process.
Female 1: Shit, I just lost my job, my husband left me, and I'm pregnant.
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
Female 2: Let's call up a class reunion to see how miserable the people we hated in high school are.
Man 1: Fuck, my girlfriend dumped me for another chick.
Man 2: Bro I feel you man. Why don't we have a class reunion and try to hook you up with that hot chick that everyone wanted to have sex with?
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by Anonymous October 21, 2003
Get the classical mug.The phrase 'Classic Par' is saved for situations in which a person is horrifically undermined or taunted by another's actions to such an extent that they exercise their right to sit in a dark corner and cry for 32 days (or should do).
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
(Not to be confused with 'Par' or 'Raw Par')
Situation:
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
Girl 1 (17) is going out with Boy 1 (20).
Boy 2 likes Girl 1 and Girl 1 likes Boy 2.
In fact, Girl 1 likes Boy 2 so much that she dumps Boy 1 to be with him.
This could be described as a 'Classic Par'
alternatively, it could be said that Boy 2 'Classically Parred' Boy 1
by SomeNextGuyFam March 19, 2011
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Person #1: "Look, Fack just made a good joke"
Person #2: "Classic Fack"
Person #1: "Look, Fack is picking his nose"
Person #2: "Typical Fack"
Person #2: "Classic Fack"
Person #1: "Look, Fack is picking his nose"
Person #2: "Typical Fack"
by The Real Patt Marker October 31, 2011
Get the Classic Fack mug.A Sunday characterized by getting nothing done, regardless of the fact that one has a lot of work to do. The classic case of a student of Bellarmine College Prep. in San Jose, generally a junior or senior. Generally followed by a Sleepless Monday and a Sleepytime Tuesday
Shortened version: a Bell-Sunday
Shortened version: a Bell-Sunday
"You finish that essay yet?"
"Nah, classic Bellarmine Sunday, I'll do it tomorrow morning"
"Fair point"
"Nah, classic Bellarmine Sunday, I'll do it tomorrow morning"
"Fair point"
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