Christmasitis

The physical irritation due to overstimulation caused by Christmas decorations and hearing the same Josh Groban and Michael Buble Christmas CDs over and over and over again. Usually caused by overly enthusiastic co-workers and/or spouses. Initial signs may take one to two weeks to appear after first exposure, but conditions generally increase exponentially.

Related to Christmas fatigue.

"Do you mind if I turn the radio on? They've started playing Christmas music."
"Only after we stop by the store to get some Benadryl for the Christmasitis flare up I'm about to have..."

by A "Valued" Customer December 2, 2016

christmas slut

Women that wear little to no clothes to get into the "Christmas spirit".

School dress codes require full body coverage, but dance/cheer teams can dress as Christmas sluts.

by Crazycrazy132 February 5, 2017

Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.

She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!

by rlobster December 24, 2016

Christmas

Celebration of Jesus and the holiday to get out of school

Jesus was born on Christmas and kids get out for a week so its a win win.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

Christmas Titties

When a man develops Titties during the Christmas Holidays.

Everyone could tell Adam partied hard over the Christmas holidays by the size of his Christmas Titties

by Kent Bigcannon May 15, 2018

Christmas Perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year.

What time off have you got over Christmas?
I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

Christmas

A Day Where you get paid

Cant wait for christmas cash

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 16, 2019