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lays chips

The thing we breathe also known as air, is what Lays chips are
by Ajeta November 17, 2013
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.
Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.
by anon1358 July 15, 2019
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Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014
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no balls, no blue chips

A variation on No Guts, No Glory. If you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. Balls, of course, refers to balls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value.
"No balls, no blue chips" he exclaimed, as he pushed all in at the poker tournament.
by shabba4 January 29, 2010
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Ghost Chips

In a New Zealand ad for drunk driving awarness
The jist of the ad is-
A Maori fella doesnt want to look dumb in front of Monique when he tells George that he's to drunk to drive but then he internalizes the complicated situation and realises Ghost George will haunt him for ever offering him ghost chips making him look like a spacehead and he'd have to live with Georges family and join in withpuzzle time. So he tells George he's to drunk.....and is a ledgend
George- Grab a chip, wanna chip?
Maori fella- You know I cant grab your ghost chips
Skiny Maori kid- Spoon!
Chubby Maori kid- Space head!
by Spacehead! November 14, 2011
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chomstar

A real Chomstar don't give a fuck. Anybody and they momma can be a chommy. But to be a chomstar, u gotta be down to ride no matter what. A real chomstar don't think twice about slappin a dumb dingy bitch, and a real chomstars got his boys back (no homo) at all times. Chomstars are the hardest mutha fuggas on the planet. Chomstar are the all-stars of all-stars, best of the best, chommiest of chom.
That chomstar was not playin, he stole my house
by David Metz September 17, 2007
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chipsa

Any type of person who is terrible at life, and likes to use hands to play with his dog. This person also smells like fish and ass. A chipsa has the mental capacity of a brick or a staple, or something of that sort.
My left nut is smarter than a chipsa.
by Someone Someone January 5, 2006
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