Crispy Chimney

- See Creamy Chimney

It's essentially the same as the creamy chimney, but the cigar is inserted backwards.

She screamed in ecstasy when she experienced the burning sensation of the crispy chimney.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009

The Chimney Sweep

The act of putting a sock on your hard dick and shoving it down a girl's throat.

I gave Stacy The Chimney Sweep last night.

by Guysmibs March 4, 2012

chimerical

Amazing or fantastic, special, very cool, or unexpected.

"Making up your own slang form of a language is chimerical."

by Leb January 31, 2004

chimney sweeping

To engage in sexual intercourse by which the penis is inserted into the stoma: a small hole in the neck created surgically to allow hardened smokers to breathe.

He had to wipe the tar off his penis after chimney sweeping that old hag.

by JB623789422 April 4, 2010

chimney

See also, Vagina

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

DAMN, That biatch has one nasty ass chimney!

by CourtneyB July 29, 2005

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

chimechanga

delicious mexican food entre which consists of a mixture of cheese, tortilla, and chicken. (otherwise known as the quesadilla, fajita, and enchilada--but not to be confused with the burrito which quite originally has beans, cheese, a tortilla, and chicken.)

(to waiter at mexican food restauraunt) umm i think i'll have the uhhh..uhm...quesadilla? no wait uhh! the fajitas! gah no i want an enchilada--ok ya i'll take that...no...uh ah you idiot! im so sorry i am such a complete fool but i know what i want--i want the chimechanga--no no lets see...ok no i am definetely in the mood for some quesadillas yep i'll have the quesadillas.

(in waiters mind) poor sucker...they're all the same...

by dfisdfsdlfj May 16, 2007