David Cameron

Leader of the UK Conservative party. Ex Eton and thus Ex Oxford and thus lives in Notting Hill. Previously a PR guy. Bright, well educated Tory puppet that knows exactly what to say but doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. Represents a party of white male hoorah Henry's that are primarily ministers for lunch. Particularly good at attractive sound bites that cannot be put into policies because most of his own party don't actually like what he's saying. The green issue is a good example. Occasionally flies to the Artic to play with huskies because he is worried about climate change. Tendency to cycle to work only to be followed by a Chelsea tractor (Range Rover) carrying his files. Would be hugely successful as leader of the UK Liberal Democrat party.

David Cameron: "I say George, I rather fancy giving that whole politics lark a go"
George: "Now that is an idea. You know daddies in the party. He'll be so very pleased. Now more importantly, where are we going to go for lunch"?
David: "Old Humprey's friend has just opened up a restaurant off the old Portobello. George old boy, give the Daily mail a ring I think I'm in the mood for a spot of cycling!"
George: "Bravo! Now where has Smithy got to with the roller"?

by T Carruthers November 6, 2008

mugging for the cameras

Making outrageous faces to grab attention while on camera.

John was totally mugging for the cameras in the background of that news story.

by King Critic January 10, 2016

Cameron

a fine man, similar to Steven hawking but with functional legs

Woah, Cameron looks just like Steven hawking

by blEsT082 February 14, 2022

Camero

Improper spelling of the word Camaro, often used by people with half a brain and half an engine.

Dude, that Camero is so much slower than my super-cool Civic with 4 cylinders of fury.

by chevytrucker February 28, 2004

camerlengo

a dangerous and extremely rare large penis, to the point where one might actually break bitches in half.

all of the sudden his camerlengo was on my shoulder, and i couldn't believe my eyes.

by Scoops Kids June 11, 2006

Camara

The girl with the most impeccable personality.

That person is such a camara!

by Theuknown2255 May 16, 2019

Cam Cameron

The dumbest head coach ever. Won only 1 game while coaching the Miami Dolphins in 2007 against the RAVENS! IN OVERTIME! BARELY! It takes real talent to lose so much with that much talent on a team.

Joe: Who's the worst coach that you can remember?

Tom: Pete Carroll?

Joe: No! Its Cam Cameron!

by Yeahstupid March 7, 2009