banana carpet python

Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.

Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!

by Jan Eric October 23, 2009

Calpetanus

A term to describe a man or male child that is acting like he has a vagina full of sand soaked in icyhot unless he is in the middle of the drama pool soaking in as much attention as possible.

Man, what a calpetanus... if i have to listen to anymore of his "look at me look at me" bullshit I'm going to kick him in his penis!

by Spider83 April 6, 2011

carpet crusader

A lesbian woman. Mostly used to describe large groups of lesbians hanging together.

"Man, that fine ass bitch is a carpet crusader! I can't believe that shit!

by tragedy1017 August 30, 2006

Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Carpet Mix

Weed crumbs salvaged from the floor of one's room in a last-ditch effort to gather enough for a joint.
Invariably contains hairs, carpet fibres, food crumbs, and other assorted surprises.

"I used up the last of my bud on Saturday night, so yesterday I had to comb the floor and smoke a Carpet Mix."

by SuldRongi February 12, 2008

Carpet Bat

Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay

Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.

by flanstraw1 October 14, 2008

Carpet King

A term for a man (or woman) that has sex with a lot of women.

Person:He told me he's been with dozens of girls!
Person: What a carpet king!

by Jealousjelly November 1, 2011