Pop Smoke concert

to be/wake up at Pop Smoke concert means that you have died, since he also is dead.

the saying is interchangeable for any popular dead artist therefor useful in any environment, if adjusted.

I've seen it in memes and considered amusing

(1) If you down the whole bottle you gonna end up at Pop Smoke concert!

(2) When you go to sleep with cough and wake up at Pop Smoke concert.. :|
#corona2020

by didierlama December 8, 2020

Concerta

Methylphenidate (AKA Ritalin, et al) in a unique time release, abuse prevention pill casing. The pill itself is not digested, but passes through the stomach and intestines and is intact in the fecal matter. The mechanism involves a small hole on one side of the hard plastic-like pill, and interior which is 1/2 the medication, and 1/2 an expanding inert substance. When the pill enters the stomach, the stomach acid leeches into the hole and causes the inert matter to expand, slowly pushing out the methylphenidate over a number of hours. It is impossible to crush the pill, and even if it is manage to be opened, the drug itself is suspended in substance which makes it impossible to crush to powder and snort or inject. However, Concerta is rarely prescribed if other options are available due to requirements of the pH and amount of stomach acid in the stomach to be correct. Otherwise, the drug can release too quickly, or not fully release, thus passing without a patient fully absorbing the dose.

If you have attention deficit disorder, speak with your psychiatrist about Concerta. No one posting here including myself has the medical license to describe this accurately, even if they are a doctor.

Concerta has a neat shape, fascinating mechanism of release, and absolutely pathetic results as used as an ADHD medication.

by FaqBasher December 29, 2018

Concerta

this is a commonly used drug used for kids with ADHD, (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) which i happen to have. it helps people concentrate on their work, and pay attention. If youre like me though, you pop them and stay up for days on end with no sleep, and become increasingly alert and twitchy :) but that MIGHT just be me.

-bro why are you geekin

-i took like 6 54mg pills of concerta and i cant sit still!!!!

by concertaexpert;) November 28, 2009

concert socks

Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.

by Sid Barrett October 22, 2007

Concert Donkey

An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.

The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.

Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??

Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.

Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.

by BreHill8791 August 28, 2010

Concord

Seeing as concord is a wealthy town (don't try to deny it, the average (AVERAGE) house is 800k) There are many children who's parents are vice presidents of companies such as oracle and bank of america. Many people are very materialistic (i'm not saying that's good or bad, just a fact) And preppiness is prevalent. There is also a fairly large contigent of skaters/punks/"individualists"/druggies (i'm not saying they are the same thing) probably because of the large sect of preps. There are a lot of broken homes, which possibly lead to the drug/alcohol abuse. All in all however, most concord kids (despite how rich their families are) are just like normal average kids you can find everywhere (and yes we have our fair share of complete and total idiots.)

girl 1: where are you going for february vacation?
girl 2: i'm going skiing with my stepfather and stepsister in vail. What about you?
girl 1: oh, i'm going to prague to shop with my stepmother. She seems to think that she can buy my love. and it's kinda working

guy 1: dude, did you hear? they set the halfpipe at the skatepark on fire!
guy 2: i was there man!
guy 1: sick! you must've been wasted!
guy 2: haha, yeah dude
guy 1: wanna go hang out at cumby's down in concord center?
guy 2: sure

girl 1: hey, wanna come over tonight and get ready for the dance together?
girl 2: sure sounds like fun, then we can go back to my house and watch snl

by thatswicked May 2, 2006

concrud

The generalized illness following, and presumably as a result of, having attended a gathering of individuals in a convention or conference setting commonly referred to as a "con", particularly when these individuals have a reputation for showering infrequently.

I woke up the day after the con with a runny nose and cough, I probably got concrud.

by andiethegirl April 20, 2010