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cockbag

A person who you dont like and resembles a bag of cock. You probably know many people who you could call a cock bag.
For example, I dont like that motha fucka lenny. He's a real cockbag
by Tino Granzelus July 26, 2007
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Cockblock

When a guy gets in the way of you trying to get with a girl.
You are about to take a girl to your apartment so you will be alone and your friend comes tag along and messes up you chance of getting laid.
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cockblocker

A woman/girl (usually ugly) who is jealous of the fact that her friend gets dick, whilst she doesnt. thus she tries to block all cock directed at friend. the ugly bitch.
Susan stopped me from fucking helen because she was 'too close'
by p March 30, 2003
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cockberry

Similar to dingleberry ... when ones penis swells and is the color of a blueberry! Most commonly caused by impact of fist to penis.
Oh my! My penis has turned cockberry!
by Bob the Builder#2 September 22, 2005
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Cockblock

The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.
BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004
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cockblogging

"JKREW was constantly cockblogging and no one believed him"
by k8 February 4, 2005
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chocobo

A bird much like an overgrown chicken that is used for transport and racing.
Many different varieties exist in different qualities.
Yellow, Blue, Green, Black, White, and gold chocobos exist, although some require certain breeding.
Great yellow female + good yellow male=blue or green
blue+green=black
black+great yellow=gold
by llama009 December 10, 2003
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