brocial studies

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.

"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."

by ali mac April 19, 2010

Brocktail

An alcoholic drink that is potent and delicious.

I have had a bad day, make me a Brocktail.

by columbusbrowneyes December 25, 2010

Brochief

A bro,a friend,or a leader of a group of friends. The chief of all your bros.

person 1:Yo brochief,where were you today?
person 2: sorry bro,i have the shits.
person 1: haha thats fucking nasty bro.

by The chosen epic one October 1, 2010

Brochelor

Bros before Hoes. This guy has no bitch, not because he can't get one..

But because he'd rather get wasted with his buds, watch tv, play ridiculous amounts of cod, eat like a starved animal, etc. without having to answer and devote his time to some woman.

Brochelor: "Man... i really want a sandwhich... guess i'll just have to make it myself."

by cortle.abc123 January 22, 2011

Broccomole

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

by macstavern June 18, 2011

Brocitus

A date threatening disease found rarely in women which could be compared to "Friend-zone syndrome" found in men.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt

- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you

- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.

This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.

"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."

"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"

*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.

by lulugirl1313 June 21, 2011

Brocelet

A decorative circlet worn around the Bro's wrist, similar to the jewelry worn by women. But OK for a dude to wear.

Bobby's latest brocelet was a fine item of manly charm. He wore it proudly.

by BakuBaku December 4, 2011