cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

shotgun blasted

A term to describe any event that goes down.
Can also be used in the context:
- Shotgun Blasting

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.

by Anli November 12, 2013

get basted on

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

ghetto blasted

Ghetto blasted (verb) is when an individual becomes intoxicated in a fashion that's popular in "the ghetto".

John and George were getting ghetto blasted on forties last night.

by panda_mandax13 January 18, 2014

Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

lemon blasted

getting really faded from using a bong made out of a bottle of lemonade

after Anthony finished the lemonade he and Daniel went to Daniel's garage to get lemon blasted

by talksickone July 3, 2015

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015