Reverse-Birthing

When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.

If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.

by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 8, 2022

Bad births

Rumor has it she is the best and sexiest mutual to exist. And I can confirm this rumor. She has done multiple feet reveals to my and many other peoples pleasure.

Bad births is the best mutual on all of TikTok

by Whytfdoihavethisapp June 18, 2021

the birth

the beginning of something

"the birth of youtube"

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.

Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.

by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..

Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<

by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018