feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

by jonah7_2020 April 24, 2019

Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011

Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.

Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.

by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004

Betterthanyouism

Betterthanyouist:
Someone who is highly snobbish;

We would like to build a Betterthanyouism house of worship, but you have to make at least seven figures.

by The G&P Show November 13, 2009

Better Friday

The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.

I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.

by da ho April 2, 2010

Betterestest

When you are Better than better you are Betterest and when you are better than that... You are Betteretest

Carla Gordon is the Betterestest looking

by Wellytron September 30, 2010

Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011