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smelly burrito

The act of a girl releasing demons on your penile area while engaging in butt sex...
"Dude the other night me and rebecca were exchanging sauces and she gave me a smelly burrito"...
by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008
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Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.
I just burrnastied this dirty slut.
by Jon February 27, 2005
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kim burrito

When someone wraps themself up in a twister mat in a burrito-like fashion. Usually, the person is named Kim and alcohol is involved. Once completed, the person announces the fact that he or she is a "kim burrito."
Kim: "Oh look, a twister mat..."
*rolls herself up*
Kim: "I'M A KIM BURRITO!"
by O.B. July 31, 2008
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Jesus Burrito

A Burrito made by Jesus. The holiest burrito known to man. Also see Moses Taco.
"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."
by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004
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burrito

The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them.
My wife burritoed the covers last night and I froze my ass off!
by Hosehead January 7, 2004
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Burrowing

One step up from Nesting. This can include hardcore making out. This act is always done in public areas making everyone very uncomfortable.
Burrowing can lead to babies.
Are they nesting?...OH GOD!! They're BURROWING!!
by Holstein September 3, 2010
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lobster burrito

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.
dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.
by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008
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