Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.
1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!
2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??
1. Flippin awsome!!!
2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??
1. Flippin awsome!!!
by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010
A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation
Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*
by Beezy_Bman October 10, 2013
When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.
I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.
My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
by Stache Man January 09, 2015
A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.
Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?
Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)
Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)
by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 03, 2011
For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
The arm that goes on the bottom,under you body, when spooning. It always seems to get in the way and you don't know what to do with it and then it cramps up.
Last night I was spooning with Lorenzo and his awkward arm was poking me in the back, so I made him put it above my head.
by Catrentonia January 28, 2007
A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. The person executing the "Awkward Turtle" is basically, jerking there hands around in rougly the shape of a turtle, unable to speak. And silence ensues
The evening was going smoothly until Merc had to go and tell us his dad used to lock him in a closet when he was bad. Silence ensued. Darrow began to make the "Awkward Turtle" with his hands, and the rest of us stared anywhere but at Merc.
by adelews June 21, 2007