Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

by El Holdo July 28, 2009

awkward gorilla

A gesture performed during an awkward situation. The performer beats his hands on his chest and makes Donkey Kong-esque noises. This is usually followed by staring at the ground and creating more awkwardness or running after an Italian.

I couldn't remember that girl from work's name, so I just pulled an awkward gorilla and ran after a pizza delivery guy.

by devlinseven August 25, 2009

Awkward silence mode

When in a relationship. Both parties don't talk to each other anymore because they are not interested in each other or when they start talking but the confersation ends after five or ten minutes.

Person one: 'Kate and Steve used to talk to each other for hours and now they just don't. They sit next to each other and do nothing'

Person two: 'They are in awkward silence mode. So sad.'

by MaYa4 March 11, 2010

Awkward Pancakes

The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.

Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*

by Mooseyip July 9, 2010

awkward window

A cars electric window that moves slower when trying to block out an something awkward, such as an argument outside the car.

We were sitting in Mels car when the neighbours came out and had a massive argument, but Mels awkward window took FOREVER to block it out.

by melmic July 14, 2010

awkwardly high

When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc..

symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior

example 1:
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"

(2 minutes later..)

mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"

keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"

example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"

boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."

by rel112345 December 21, 2010

Awkward Dog

When a situation is so awkward, you go on all fours and bark like a dog to relieve the awkwardness.

Person 1: "I slept with your sister"
Person 2: "WHAT?!?"
Person 3: Awkward Dog

by Lamby W May 14, 2011