"Alexa shut up"
by Homer_is_a_stoner_999 January 1, 2021
Get the Alexamug. Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 12, 2021
Get the Alexamug. ALEXA is the finest person alive
by ALEXATHEFINNESTMF November 22, 2021
Get the ALEXAmug. When you have the urge to use the restroom on the road and you’re forced to shit in the vehicle due to not having a near by restroom.
by Chris_da_1 December 9, 2021
Get the Alexaedmug. a big russian girl with a penis. a big penis too. sexy girl big penis. dont mistake her for the manufactured robot alexa, she does not like it😡
by cheeseballs773 December 31, 2023
Get the Alexamug. by superhot_hat123 April 23, 2021
Get the Alexa Kunmug. the realest friend ever😎 and when people are fake towards an Alexa, she’ll move on no matter who it is😴
by nocaresabtyu123 November 20, 2023
Get the Alexamug.