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99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z
Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"
by wilfordicus May 19, 2009
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Agent Zero

The sneaky inserting of a finger or thumb (agent) into the anus (the zero) of a sexual partner. It is paramount that the receiver is not aware of the agent (finger or thumb), and that the zero (anus) is penetrated sneakily without early detection.
Guy 1: "Yo last night I gave her an Agent Zero! She never expected it until it was in!"

Guy 2: "No way, she never knew it was coming!?"
Guy 1: "Not until my finger was in her anus!"
by Scoticvs September 29, 2009
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agent orange

a term used by james and chris to describe a certain individual called tom whelan
by whelan January 28, 2005
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this aint it

Stanning (Stray Kids) Hwang Hyunjin for his visuals and ONLY his visuals is in fact not it.
Person 1. Who do u Stan in skz?
Person 2.hyunjin
Person 1.oh cool! Why?
Person 2. Cuz he's cute.
Person 1.only that?

Person 2.yes
Person1.this aint it. Now gtfo ma face u rat😑
by Skz are talented beans November 18, 2018
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FBI Agent

A person who wears black suits and sunglasses that investigates federal, local, or worldly matters. Most of them are stiff, drive black cars, drink lots of coffee, make over $100,000 a year, wear casual designer-type clothes when not at work , travel all over the world, use lots of technology, act very secretive and quiet, and are masters of disguies.

Some of them have desk jobs, while the majority work in the field. Sometimes, they have to go undercover. At work they are called Agents, and non-FBI agents are referred to as 'civilians'. At home, they live regular lives, just like you and me.
Girlfriend: Darius, where have you been? You've been gone for 2 weeks now!

FBI Agent: I can't tell you that. That information is classified.

Girlfriend: Oh, come on!
by Tana007 June 20, 2009
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aintcher

the place between your balls and your ass, cause it ain't your balls, and it ain't your ass
i was nearly nutted, but luckly it hit my aintcher
by wack September 16, 2003
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agentads

A jew that plays baseball and cs. He THINKS he is better than everyone else.
agentads: "I'm a rich and a spoiled jew."
me: "Damn straight."
by Chuck E. Cheese's September 5, 2008
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