heart abortion

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body

greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"

by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011

Ass Abortion

Squatting and taking a shit, aborting a turd AKA Ass Abortion.

I have to go take an shit AKA Ass Abortion

by Brown snail October 15, 2018

Homesick abortion

When a dead fetus “intentionally killed or not” goes back into the vagina after coming out of it already.

Person 1 “i had a homesick abortion, it was awful”

Person 2 “I’m sorry to hear that”

by TheFrenchDuck May 28, 2021

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021

Aportion

A portion of food so big that you will end up feeling so full and needing an abortion to get rid of it.

Joe: "How much cake do you want man?"
Doug: "I want a big aportion as I'm starving and want to eat a lot"

by person3645 April 21, 2015

adoption

long term/ permanent fostering

maddie! permanent fostering is the same as adoption

by adoptionrulers December 17, 2019