The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
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Get the Afterglow mug.An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
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Sometimes referred to as "postcum"
Sometimes referred to as "postcum"
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Get the Aftercum mug.an term mostly used in the FNaF community, the word is actually the last name of a family
"The afton family"
The family is an 5 person family with 2 children, 1 teen, and 2 adults.
History:
1987: Death of Chris/Evan/Terrence/Michael Afton (4-10 years)
1987: Death of Elizabeth Afton (3-12 years)
1989: Divorce of William and Clara (Same day she died)
1989: Death of Clara Afton (18-50 years)
1990: William goes crazy
1993: Missing children murder (Caused by: William/Glitchtrap)
1993: Death of William afton (25-70 years)
2002: Death of Michael afton (13-23 years)
THESE ARE ALL GUESSED, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHEN THEY DIED BUT I KNOW THE EVENTS.
"The afton family"
The family is an 5 person family with 2 children, 1 teen, and 2 adults.
History:
1987: Death of Chris/Evan/Terrence/Michael Afton (4-10 years)
1987: Death of Elizabeth Afton (3-12 years)
1989: Divorce of William and Clara (Same day she died)
1989: Death of Clara Afton (18-50 years)
1990: William goes crazy
1993: Missing children murder (Caused by: William/Glitchtrap)
1993: Death of William afton (25-70 years)
2002: Death of Michael afton (13-23 years)
THESE ARE ALL GUESSED, I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHEN THEY DIED BUT I KNOW THE EVENTS.
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