may 23

NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY

booty ass grab it

ayo paul grab her ass because it’s may 23, national grab ass day

by lacey lynn green May 23, 2019

Rule 23

Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS)

*Agent drops coffe, entire department ducks under desks*
NEW AGENT: What?
OLD AGENT: Rule 23, you idiot!

by MissNoodles June 23, 2006

November 23

National Hang Out with Josh day. Just fucking do it ok.

hey today is November 23. ig I gotta hang with Josh and maybe he can get a little something!

by obé November 23, 2019

October 23

National throw the smallest friends you have day!!! Where you throw the smallest person you see.

Me: Hey friend I’m going to throw you cause it’s national throw the smallest person you see
Them: ok

October 23 is the day where you throw the smallest person you see throughout your day
-Reid

by Reid_Edwards October 22, 2019

April 23, 1635

the day hell was invented!!!

Teacher: Now class what happen on April 23, 1635?
Kids: Satan's house was created
Teacher: GTFO

by Lizzuknow October 28, 2020

12:23

it's a time that when someone texts u it's a bootycall and there prolly a fuck boy

Eddie snapchated me at 12:23 what a fuck boy

by Janice b dez June 26, 2016

October 23

When you spank your gayest friend

John: hey what’s up

Mike: it’s October 23
John : oh no

by rollbit.com/beauty October 20, 2019