Pissed The Fuck Off 

What I am right now

Fuck man, I'm Pissed The fuck off, FUCK

Pissed The Fuck Off by BROWNSss May 29, 2010

pissing into the wind 

Engaging in a pointless activity; something futile.

Trying to prevent world hunger is just pissing into the wind.

pissing into the wind by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Pissing in my ear 

1.A phrase used to admonish someone when you know they are outright lying to you to try to get over on you.

2.Thinly veiled line of BS aimed at fooling someone who you think is less intelligent then you are.

Quit pissing in my ear mother fucker, I already know what happened.

That fool is straight pissing in your ear and telling you it's raining.

Pissing in my ear by ninjoe January 20, 2009

Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.

"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."

Mario Kart pissed by ActionRick May 1, 2010

pissing out of the head 

When somebody sweats so profusely, there is no need to take a piss because all of the fluids come out of the head as sweat.

"Michael was in so bad of shape, even the most easiest of tasks made him to start pissing out of the head."

pissing out of the head by Mr. Heskey September 18, 2005

i'm pissed 

What I am now and you probarbly are if you typed this

Wooooooooo man im stoned, oh hang on im just pissed

i'm pissed by Steveo March 19, 2005

pissed up slapper 

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."

pissed up slapper by junkietown May 25, 2009