"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023
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Get the piss girl mug.Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 5, 2023
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A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.
A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.
by Geestorn May 14, 2023
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Get the piss mug.A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.
I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.
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