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penis cum 

i would like to penis cum you
penis cum by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

Penis's Revenge 

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep

penis enlargement is for men with small peni 

penis enlargement is for men with small peni (Derogatory)
penis enlargement is for men with small peni

Penis Diarrhea 

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
Penis Diarrhea by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022
Greg: Sup shawty, let me get inside your penis't
Shaniqua: Ew what the fuck
Greg: Naw baby, you know like penis't. It isn't a penis.
Shaniqua: Ight come fuck my penis't then
penis't by HarBak November 13, 2022

penis sputter sandwich 

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them
penis sputter sandwich by Kutsuba November 21, 2022