thing with the things 

Woman with large breasts.

Remember that thing with the things from last weekend? I seen her again at the mall. Them things came in the door about three seconds before the rest of her did!

thing with the things by exitflagger April 29, 2008

tater in the tailpipe 

When yo Grill expand her bunghole so much that you stick a raw tater in it, while yo dongle in the pink.

"breh I tatered in daria's tailpipe last night", said lionel.

"No way I always wanted to stick a tater in the tailpipe with my grill", exclaimed Tyrone.

tater in the tailpipe by tators in the tailpipe December 4, 2016

ON THE TOILET 

(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet

That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet

ON THE TOILET by namllrn April 29, 2004

eye of the tiger

When you wake up in the morning, walking to go take a piss, and ur dick pops out that hole in the middle of your boxers.

My mom gave me a hug this morning, and she saw my eye of the tiger

eye of the tiger by pimpdaddy1236943 June 2, 2009

the tik tok 

when your bangin her good and she wanta to take it to another level you grab you alam clock and take things to the next level

girl: come on baby lets do the tik tok
boy: (grabs alarm clock) lets do this

the tik tok by NLE savage January 16, 2020

The Trump Effect 

The Trump Effect. (Condition, feeling, sensation, or phenomenon) Is the result of President Trump's continuously embarrassing comments and abhorrently childish behavior that makes people give up hope, realize the bar of decency and integrity has been set to rock bottom, and/or creates a general feeling of apathy, despair, and resignation after constantly being subjected to persistently obnoxious behavior.

Mary: "Hey, Scott, I noticed you no longer harp about the stupid things Trump does or says."
Scott: "I suffer from The Trump Effect. Whereas I used to care, I realize his behavior is never going to change and that we will just have to suffer this embarrassment until he is no longer President."

The Trump Effect by The Tosh November 29, 2017

under the table 

An open but confusing sexual orientation.

If you were to walk into a room in which one person was in the closet and another were under the table, you would probably notice (and be confused by) the the person under the table, while you would probably not notice the person in the closet. The person under the table is not hiding, but nor does the person conform to standard categories (gay, straight, bi) or expectations of behavior. Communication about why a person is under the table is often hampered because explanations are complicated, easily misunderstood, disregarded as self-delusion, or even because the person under the table does not fully understand.

Q: Is Pat gay, straight, or bi?
A: None of the above, he's under the table.

under the table by Under the Table January 13, 2009