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When you are involved in vaginal sex, take your thumb, insert into the anal cavity, pull your thumb out with shit on it and slide it across her forehead all the while calling her Simba.
Bro last night i fucked this chick and gave her a lion king.
Lion King by Cokjockey April 13, 2016
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jelani king 

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines
jelani king by temporary spastic January 4, 2012

Michael Erik Anthony King 

The most amazing MAN in the world, loved more than words can describe by a girl who live to far. He is kind, loving, handsome, and doesn't realize how loved he is, <3
Felly Foo is in love with Michael Erik Anthony King.

Burger King 

verb, To agree upon conditions that are favorable to one party.
"I don't want to spend all day arguing with you, I just want to burger king it and get out of here."
Burger King by Collin Cannaday April 14, 2008

the king's biscuits 

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!
Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
the king's biscuits by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Insult king 

anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.
john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!
Insult king by volcomcreature July 27, 2009