1 definition by temporary spastic

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1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines
by temporary spastic January 03, 2012

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