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Mack attack 

A "Mack attack" is when Joe "Brandon" Biden pops-off.

The theory goes that he has two split personalities: Jack (cringe) and Mack (based). When Mack takes over, he says stuff like "c'mon Jack!" When Jack takes over, he's sleepy Joe.
"Hey, did you see the White House press conference where a reporter asked a dumb question and Biden just shot them down with a 'No. Next question?'"
"Yeah! Mack attack! Pretty alpha."
Mack attack by Urbanscholar834 April 6, 2022
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Hoe Puncher Attack 

1: To punch a hoe (or multiple hoes, it's up to you)
2: To attack the ground with a garden hoe, or throw your hoe on the ground (it works both ways)
3: Use said garden hoe, to hoe your hoe's face

Pimps usually use this method.
1: "Bitch, give my my money or you're gonna get the Hoe Punch Attack!"
2: "I'm gonna go hoe punch attack the garden"
3: "I'm gonna Hoe Puncher Attack you!"
"What's that mean?!"
"I'm gonna hit your face, with my hoe."

no strings attached 

something a guy says when he wants to get some from a girl, and several others too
girl: so whats going on with us?
guy: i like you a lot, but i think its better if we just have no strings attached

attention deficit disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD is a psychological term currently applied to anyone who meets the DSM IV diagnostic criteria for impulsivity, and/or inattention. The diagnostic criteria are subjective and include behavior which might be caused by a wide variety of factors, ranging from brain defects to allergies to giftedness. ADD, as currently defined, is a highly subjective description, not a specific disease.
Thav AKA Andrew is a prime example of ADD.

Dude man, you're so hyper you must have the attention deficit disorder

Monkey Attack 

A sexual maneuver wherein, a girl short in stature is between two men, who are facing each other. She grasps a penis with each hand and strokes, making the resemblance of a angry orangatang.
Damn, close friend, that midget on the other side of the room looks like she would give a mad monkey attack.
Monkey Attack by The Chronic April 13, 2005

Apache Attack Helicopter 

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter

"that" attitude

When a man has a big penis, you can usually tell because of he's certain attitude. He dosen't have to prove himself to be anything. Or really even Care that much.
-Hey, I was just talking to this guy at the bar...
-Oh, was he nice? good looking?
-He was ok...... but he had "that" attitude so....
-You'll be leaving with him in other words...
"that" attitude by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010