Primitive Woodsman

A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.

The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.

by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016

The Woodward

The man, the myth, the legend. At the age of 16 he's knocked 7 men, 3 pigs, 1 girl, and a kangaroo. Scared of absolutely nothing, doesn't give two shits of what you think

Ay up bro hear about The Woodward , he's one mad g

by OllyBenno January 2, 2017

matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

paris woods

A boss ass bitch!She gets what she wants and takes it.She is cool under pressure and is chill.She has boys wrapped around her fingers exept loves one boy.She makes bad love decisions but makes good life descions

I wish I was like Paris woods my life sucks.

by D.b.E.e.Z.Y April 9, 2017

katie woods

An amazing beautiful person who is the best.

God damn is that a Katie Woods

by Kitty.Kat. April 4, 2017

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

The Woodshed

The woodshed is the local Body builders favorite gym.

The Woodshed

George: Bruh why you walking like a fu**** up duck?

Waylon: Ohhh man I did some heavy a** squats down at der woodshed today!

"Ohh der you have to take me out to de woodshed and put me in a back breaker!!!"

by The Mighty Titan Helios June 7, 2017