Johndub's definitions

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

Hayden

A guy who simps over freshman girls to hide the fact that he’s gay and has a crush on his best friend.

Wow Hayden needs to get over maya and admits he’s gay.

by Johndub September 20, 2020

Daas

To lie and say your friend is single when they actually have a girlfriend.

Yo did you hear that girl is single?
Dude fr? Tell me you’re not Daasing me rn.

by Johndub July 13, 2025