Johndub's definitions

Hayden

A guy who simps over freshman girls to hide the fact that he’s gay and has a crush on his best friend.

Wow Hayden needs to get over maya and admits he’s gay.

by Johndub September 20, 2020

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

Daas

To lie and say your friend is single when they actually have a girlfriend.

Yo did you hear that girl is single?
Dude fr? Tell me you’re not Daasing me rn.

by Johndub July 13, 2025