cut the cheese 

when someone lets out a fart. however there are all different types of farts. there are some which are really and i mean really loud that practically sshake the windows but make no smell at all. and then there are the SBDs (silent but deadly) which rele stink but no ones knows whop did it hence the name. but then there r the ones ur dog makes when he eats cheese. i mean have u ever smelled a dog fart? due the ones which make ur eyes burn and ur lungs feel like they have shrivled up and died in ur chest?!?! phew!

me: omg i cant breathe!
emily: hey! who the hell cut the cheese?!
jenna: dear god i cant breathe!!
me: i think i c the light!!...*passes out*

cut the cheese by alli-bo-balli34 March 8, 2007

Squeeze cheese 

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

Squeeze cheese by Two11two February 20, 2009

Melted cheese dick 

the situation where a man suffers from a male yeast infection and proceeds to melt his dick in a waffle iron

me last night with a whore melted cheese dick

Melted cheese dick by duncan mcleod February 22, 2009

Mack and Cheese 

Ejaculation during the act of macking (making out)

-This most commonly occurs with nerdy white boys who only see girls on tv.... that is, if they ever get the oppertunity to "mack"

I just mack and cheesed....

Mack and Cheese by Masters of the Mack and Cheese July 9, 2010

duck cheese 

The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.

I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear.

duck cheese by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

weak cheese 

When you expect one type of cheese flavor and experience another.

This cheddar is weak cheese.... I'm takin' my ass to BC Deli next time.

weak cheese by Rob R. December 3, 2006

Pamela Cheese Cake 

A Pamela Cheese Cake is when you are having boob sex but you flip it around so your ass is in her face and she starts to eat your ass while you titty fuck her.

Sebastian: So last night I Pamela Cheese Caked my girlfriend.

Jacob: Cool how does your butt feel?

Pamela Cheese Cake by SonnenscheinWelcomeWagon May 7, 2009