Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

Douche Canoe

Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.

T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"

Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"

by AlSnow June 12, 2023

Douche Nozzle

Another word for Douche Bag

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!

by _likesdogz June 21, 2023

Douche Bizzle

N.(Doo-shh Biz•zel) slang Urban back alley medical abortion makeshift DNC machine. (vagina vacuum)

"They used the douche bizzle to quickly and afordably suck the unwanted the fetus out of her womb."

by Vodka Water No Ice July 21, 2023

douche drownder

A heavy downpour of rain.

The crops could use a good douche drownder.

by Gonad the Ball Bearing July 22, 2023

doucheasauras Rex

Someone who’s been a douche for so long in their life it seems as though it would stretch back to prehistoric times

Jim:Wow Chad has really been a douche all his life.
Bill: how old is he ?
Jim:32
Bill: wow what a doucheasauras Rex

by jingy jackson September 23, 2023

douche whip

You know that little dangly thing at the end of a tampon.

The totally hit me with the ole douche whip.

by Rapting November 14, 2023