piss reciept

When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.

Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.

by gargoyle1000 August 16, 2011

Pisses in the shower

a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.

Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"

by thorogoldd May 8, 2025

En Piss Ant

In chess, en piss ant (French: ɑ̃ paˈsɑ̃, lit. "in pissing") describes the capture of an enemy pawn on an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

300 rated player - "Bro, I think I just saw a glitch on chess.com, Someone took my pawn with theirs when it wasn't even on the right square"

100 rated player -"Google en piss ant"

by K_popsicle June 28, 2023

Piss handle

Piss handle is the appendage near your waist that only the male species acquire. You must go through nine months of brutal pain but once you have completed this task you are awarded the piss handle.

Yo bro my piss handle is much longer than yours.

by wewawd February 25, 2020

whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.

I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.

by Closet Northener December 26, 2016

Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams

“Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
“My dick did a piss fork.”

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019