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IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHY THIS IS HERE, please ignore it. thank you
by Starlight Hexagon May 18, 2023
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Lightbulb

A person who's lit.
Hope last night was worth it, lightbulb.
by Paloma808 June 26, 2023
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Lightning

a natural effect created by a number of things it is always cyan indigo or purple
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
by Lightningiscyan July 2, 2023
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Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.
My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.
by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023
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Lightmare

The antonym for “Nightmare”.
Instead of an unpleasant dream that induces negative emotions, it refers to a pleasant, comedic and laugh-inducing dream that causes situations of strong pleasure and comfort; potentially causing the person to wake up later than scheduled.
A: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
B: Why did you laugh? Did you lose it due to 1 of your nightmares?
A: It was not a nightmare, it was a lightmare. The scenes were too funny… XD
by MosesC August 24, 2023
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Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.
Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette
by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023
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Lighting a candle

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
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