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bush light

A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.
Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
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Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.
Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower
by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025
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Trash Lighting

Trying to gaslight publicly on a large scale to take credit for accomplishments of others or fake diseases or other sob stories. Usually 'Trash Lighting' is used to get laid, make money through go-fundme, or get out of a good old fashion ass beating.
That Drew dude that I gave $300 to his go-fundme for cancer bills said he will pay me back when he gets his royalty payment from producing Kendrick Lamar's new album. Is he TRASH LIGHTING me?
by Captain Rockso March 9, 2025
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Indestructible Lightswitch

Oops! Sorry Daniel Radcliffe. I see now how I'm the handstand guy and not the you.
Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!
Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.
by VeggieDance April 8, 2025
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label-lighting

Toxic trait: Giving things titles that probably don't need a title as a way to describe people's terrible behaviours rather than just labeling these people as cunts.
Stop label-lighting me!
by ghostdog72$ April 12, 2025
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Dead Lightbulb

referring to a person who's not bright, not smart, or dumb.
Dude that kid is a such a dead lightbulb, all he does is quote brainrot and shit
by Taro :D April 19, 2025
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