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Jeff Green 

You retards, Jeff Green is a NASCAR Nextel Cup series driver
Jeff Green races the #43 car
Jeff Green by Joe C August 26, 2004

Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam
Let's Green Egg and Ham it

big green 

a big turd that is green and swirly like ice cream and seems like diapers
Rex: where did you go?
Brian: i went to the bathroom and laid a big green
Rex: fucking ew
big green by Zoelinda June 17, 2008

Steve Green 

full name for marijuana when you don't want people around to know what you're talking about
"Hey, are you guys hanging out with Steve tonight?"
"Who?"
"You know, Steve Green."
"Oh yeah, we bought a lot of food for him cause he eats a ton."
Steve Green by Pseudoharminous August 26, 2009

logan green 

a girl with a super cute nose, that all the boys like but can be kinda spaz...but thats kinda why I love her so much:)
did you see that girl dancing, she was having a logan green moment
logan green by logan lover August 23, 2011

little green footballs 

A place where Orthodox Jews and Evangelical Christians put aside their differences and come together in their shared hate for Muslims.

But why try to define LGF? Let the regulars speak for themselves (all comments from LGF regarding the tsunami disaster):

piglet (1338 posts)
12/26/2004 07:02PM PST
Am I the only one wondering how many muslim women drowned in these waters because they were wearing islamic dress and were weighed down by their clothes?

garnier (242 posts)
12/26/2004 07:08PM PST
why would allah kill a bunch of righteous Muslims, when he could have just as easily sent a tidal wave to kills the infidels living in the great satan?

mglazer (298 posts)
1/7/2005 11:20AM PST
I think it WAS punishment for having Sharia law!~
Indonesia is the largest muslim country with 1 billion people.

hans ze beeman (65 posts)
1/7/2005 11:29AM PST
Question to Allah: why did the tsunami not hit the infidels in the US and Europe who are further away from Sharia than Indonesia's inhabitants? Why did Allah some time ago send an Earthquake to Bam, Iran and to Izmir, Turkey when there live Muslims? Is Allah not feeling well recently?

Albertadude (179 posts)
1/7/2005 11:34AM PST
As a Christian I am torn as to whether we really should be helping these peoples of Aceh?

pointed stick (103 posts)
1/7/2005 11:36AM PST
Am I the only one who is really conflicted over sending any money to muslimville? I think what happened is terrible but then isn't sending them money a bit counter-productive to our interests?!


To recap: South Asia deserved the tsunami because of its Muslim population. If one is Christian, one must help relieve the suffering of your fellow man if that fellow man is Muslim.
Come to LGF to see compassionate conservatism in action.