John Deforestation 

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.

Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”

John Deforestation by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

John Wicked 

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

John Wicked by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025

John Liu

An adjective that describes massive f**king betrayal or sellout of either an individual or a whole community, especially of someone’s own race. The origin comes from New York Senator John Liu’s 2025 unethical decision to allow billionaires build a luxury casino in his own Chinese district claiming “Chinese people love gambling,” in Flushing, NY. Since then, all the Chinese grandmas on the street have been since calling him national traitor who wants to bury the futures of the people-of-color working families.

Yo why did you sell me out like that, bro?? That was so motherf**king John Liu of you.

John Liu by Woaifalasheng October 10, 2025

John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects) 

Public housing in Brightmoor (est. 1942), aka “The Smith Homes” or “Brightmo Projects.” Known for housing generations of Detroit’s Black families, it faced decline with industrial collapse but remains a symbol of community resilience.

“Growing up, all the block parties and beefs happened around the John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects)—Brightmoor wouldn’t be the same without ’em.”

John W. Smith Homes (Brightmo Projects) by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

John McGregor Secondary School

A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals

Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.

John McGregor Secondary School by Antidongalong November 2, 2025

John pork

The act of porkin it in public

I was caught “John porkin” it at Chuck E. Cheese

John pork by Duckbuster November 14, 2025

John Dory

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Cory'.
John Dory is an edible demersal coastal marine fish with a laterally compressed olive-yellow body which has a large dark spot, and long spines on the dorsal fin.
The John Dory also grows to a maximum size of 65 cm (26 in) and a maximum weight of 5 kg (11 lb).

I've got a lump on me John Dory
Your what mate
Me john

John Dory by Zimmer.365 November 29, 2025