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Faceblurk

Lurking on Facebook instead of actively contributing to it via posts and etc.
I was up late last night Faceblurking.
by nonstopfunhaver April 21, 2014
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Facebiangle

When a group of individuals, the majority of which are within an arms length of each other, are engaged in a raging Facebook troll battle in the comments sections.
Oh wow, those to guys sitting there are totally facebiangling their friend.

Look at at that facebiangle! So funny.

"You guys are sitting right next to each other, why are you ganging up on that poor Facebook soul?"
"It's a Facebiangle bro... can't stop the troll".
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facebark

for those talkin' loud, and saying nothing
John is facebarking all the time, He's talking out loud but saying nothing.
by Glomevace May 12, 2015
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Faceblicity

using Facebook for publicity, either for business or personal purposes (self-promotion).
Boss: Can you help us with our Faceblicity? Do you have any experience with this marketing channel?
Employee: Yes sure. I became a Faceblicity expert after the birth of my first child.
by carorobocop January 4, 2016
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FACEBITCH

FACEBITCH; One who actively participates in bitching on multiple Facebook threads, and posts daily.
"NO, rolling the dog over on his back to rub his belly is NOT some form of animal abuse, you silly FACEBITCH. "
by Jason Coolyard March 31, 2016
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Facebate

When you are on Facebook and have to masturbate to a hot photo, you accidently click on the like button.
I was looking through Facebook photos last night, and sorry bro but I accidently facebate liked your Mom's bikini photo.
by bcgid July 17, 2016
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Facebapathy

noun - when you start typing a reply to a comment or post in Facebook and before even finishing the first/only sentence you realize you really don’t care about whatever meme or cat picture you were responding to so you erase everything you’ve written and move on.
I tried to reply to his post but I was overcome with Facebapathy and just scrolled to the next thing in my news feed.
by ichyban September 11, 2016
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