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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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six walker glow

noun to describe losers, somebody with a six walker glow would usually be an incel or weeaboo, DNI with anyone who has a six walker glow
Loser: does anyone know where i can get some hot anime figures
Swag Guy: you have such a six walker glow bro get outta here
by Crackenheim December 2, 2025
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Chili Walkin

When one has shat themselves, and is attempting to walk to the nearest restroom, cupping their ass to keep the "chili" from spilling out.
Haha did you see that Morgan shat herself, and was chili walkin to the bathroom? So funny!
by WildWellsLegacy January 15, 2026
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T-bone walka

A flaming loser who likes to airjerk on people
by t walkas bff October 19, 2009
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Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.
"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Wall Street Walker

A high end hooker/escort or a Gold Digger looking to marry up on Wall Street.
"Stepping out of the high end luxury car she looked like a true Wall Street Walker that sunk her fangs into a rockafella"
by Joan Bragh April 22, 2014
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The White Walker

While engaging in the climax of a sexual encounter, one ejaculates into the eyes of their partner; leaving them wondering incapacitated. In search of Kleenex , the ejaculator flees to retrieve a towel, but instead returns to their incapacitated partner with a handful of flour to the face.
" I got together with the bosses daughter last night. Met her with a smile, and left her with The White Walker"
by MCpancake October 12, 2015
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