names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

wtf r u searching this for dumbass

No, I shouldn't have to, do you have 0 iq or something, y the hell would you look up urban dictionary on URBAN DICTIONARY???

by Ur friendly neighborhood pedo May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary Editors

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 11, 2021

urban dictionary

the urban dictionary is a place that is full of great things: funny jokes, real definitions, fake definitions, mugs that say some random word or saying on it, and so much more.

the urban dictionary is were I spend my time.

by Me donation May 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Objectively the world’s greatest website for definitions for the most complex words within the physical form of communication known as “language”. The site includes such notorious definitions as Cuck, Bbc, A, Æ, Ur Mom, Sussy, and so many others. (BTW It’s better than wikipedia *wink*)

Dave: Hey you know the definition of bbc?
Mike: Nah I don’t think so? How about you search it on Urban Dictionary?
Dave: Great Idea!

by Drew.P.Weiner May 14, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site where everything is either horny, vulgar or doesn't make sense

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it's a sex toy apparently.
Person 2: Be right back, I have to go to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website with definitions that are either horny, vulgar, or don't make sense.

Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it said it was a word used for/by naïve One Direction fans. And it's a sex toy.
Person 2: Wow, that's crazy. I'll be right back I just need to head to the store.

by What the fuck is up kyle May 17, 2021