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Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin
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Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you
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Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Unnecessary urban dictionary entries 

Entries of peoples' friend's on urban dictionary. Often times, the submitter is a desperately obsessive and protective young fag who was born without testicles and therefore must impress his partner by entering their partners' names in as something like "cool!" or "funny" or, in the most severe of cases; "the best thing that's ever happened to me!" Get a life.
"stop the unnecessary urban dictionary entries and for god's sake, find a more creative way to express yourself.."

Free Speech Urban Dictionary 

Free Speech Urban Dictionary is a true look at how "CREATIVE SLANG" evolves!

I see a lot of people taking this site WAY TOO Seriously! So what the fuck is your problem? If you want serious, go to Websters for definitions!

This site is BOTH informative and FUN!!!! get it? FUN!!! ... its simple.

If for no other reason this site provides good entertainment for people who like to talk about Sex, Race, whatever!!! its free speech! something that is disappearing fast in our country.

Also "SLANG" has no right or wrong definition,(ya stupid ass haters!) So if its slang and any you want to post it! FUCK IT!!! post it, just to piss them off!

And to the HATERS! go ahead, give definition a thumbs down!
it just proves my point! You say you hate this site, but you read this far down in order to give it a thumbs down, That makes you a DUMB FUCK! ... Congratulations!

So to the the haters of Urban Dictionary I say ... FUCK YOU! it's my right to say it, If you don't like it, don't fucking come back! (...Free Speech Rocks!) use it or loose it!!!!!
"Define Your Word" and defend "FREE SPEECH Urban Dictionary" (And NEVER let anyone ever tell you what you can and cant say!)

The Urban Dictionary

Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.
Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.
The Urban Dictionary by Diego November 5, 2003

Names Section on Urban Dictionary 

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.
No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary

Anti-Urban Dictionary 

Someone who posts ridiculously long or angry definitions on urban dictionary trying to defend something that everybody else agrees sucks or people were posting definitions of in good fun.
Gigli

GIGLI DID NOT SUCK IT WAS THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE BLAH BLAH BLAH for an average of 1000 words.

- Wow that guy is being really anti-urban dictionary right now.