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Monkey Moment

A short period of time where all logical, common sensical, and reasonable thinking ceases to exist.
Elijah: says to officer who pulled him over* You're the same cop who pulled me over last time!
Officer: *looks at Elijah like he's retarded*
Dylan: You know, I really thought he might have just let us off with a warning until you said the stupidest shit I've ever heard you say
Elijah: Sorry, I just had a Monkey Moment
by euheuc January 2, 2023
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Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day
"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"
by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024
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Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.
Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back
by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021
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"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.
I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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Down moment

When something happens that makes you feel down.
I dropped my iPhone so it cracked. What a down moment.
by Creativeword December 16, 2022
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Daniel moment

When @shyinkz is having a moment in which he is undergoing a state of denial, disagreeing with the truth, accepting a lie, or spreading false information
Daniel: Hey guys Australia isn't real!
Me: Daniel moment
by Goosey122918498 September 5, 2021
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Teagan Moment

When someone forgets what they were talking about literally 3 seconds after talking about it, or gets so horribly distracted they forgot what they were going to say .
Dude, did you hear the Jenny go so distracted she forgot what the original topic was? That's a Teagan Moment dude!
by MysticScout June 10, 2022
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