by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
Get the peddlin pussymug. A girl who has assumed the dominate position in a relationship, controlling her partners every significant action, and bending his will to satisfy her. This does not mean she has the penis in the relationship, because that (you assholes who wrote it) would imply that he who has the penis automatically has power. That is simply an outdated and all too often accepted view in society. You are an ignorant bastard to say or even think that way, and most likely a male. Go jerkoff-you wont get anywhere with a serious girl with that attitude.
Guy 1 ; Hey, Guy 2, want to come over and watch the Mets game with me and a few other guys?
Guy 2 ; Nah. No thanks, Girl 1 wants me to help her with some things around the house.
Guy 1 ; Man, you are so pussy whipped. Pfft.
Guy 2 ; Yeah, well at least I have a pussy to go home to... asswhipe.
Guy 1 ; Feels strong resentment Well! Your... Your... gay!
Guy 2 ; Owch.
Guy 2 ; Nah. No thanks, Girl 1 wants me to help her with some things around the house.
Guy 1 ; Man, you are so pussy whipped. Pfft.
Guy 2 ; Yeah, well at least I have a pussy to go home to... asswhipe.
Guy 1 ; Feels strong resentment Well! Your... Your... gay!
Guy 2 ; Owch.
by Sara M. August 29, 2006
Get the pussy whippedmug. A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.
Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.
It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
by Blu Finger April 6, 2008
Get the drawstring pussymug. A farm for women in which potential buyers can come and pick out top quality pussies from a wide selection. The women are kept in horse stalls and must advertise their pussies for the potential buyers by spreading and busting those lips wide open. The buyers can then make a selection from the variety of pussy to choose from. The sweeter the meat, the bigger the treat.
Jim: "Hey man you need to check out the new pussy farm. They got that top quality meat."
Matt: "Yeah man I already have that Preferred Pussy Popper card!"
Matt: "Yeah man I already have that Preferred Pussy Popper card!"
by tfm69 October 18, 2010
Get the Pussy Farmmug. An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.
Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
by sed1209 May 18, 2009
Get the Goblin Pussymug. by Anonymous March 13, 2003
Get the Pussy-facemug. When other expletives don't suffice, this oddly offensive and angry remark provides full satisfaction.
by pkflash May 9, 2009
Get the ass pussymug.