moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

tasia & marty

They can be very disrespectful times , Marty is on a whole other level of nasty then Tasia , Tasia is a lowkey freak and Marty likes to be on some other freaky stuff . Tasia & Marty will always clown and joce together they never thought about dating . They cant stand each other at the end of the day they will always clown around together .

Tasia & Marty throwin big b’s

by biggggb’sssss November 7, 2018

DT Martin

Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.

DT Martin

Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.

Boy with a very small penis: What is that?

Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.

by MakingAMurdererWithKned November 9, 2018

Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

Andres Martinez

Trash at basketball. Dads a professional bad player so he thinks he can play (sadly not really

Bro That dude can’t play basketball but his dad can his an Andres Martinez

by Handres December 12, 2018

Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2018