Urban Dictionary

An unfunny website filled with 12 y/o's looking for/making sex definitions because their tiny shrimp always wants to stick itself in their dream woman who is probably way older.

This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.

If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.

The Urban Dictionary Is Fucked Until Reporting Works.

by DiamondCob319 September 19, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website that's sole purpose is to define a word with little or no vernacular in subtlety creative ways.

"There is no escape from Urban Dictionary my friend."

by Big_106 December 3, 2017

Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A site once used to search slang terms, now just a site people use to post their definitions of shovel penis.

Urban Dictionary is a sexual site...

by SkeletonGuy November 28, 2018

Urban Dictionary is poo poo

no u

Hey bob, don't use urban dictionary to define things cuz urban dictionary is poo poo

by YOU GOT JEBAITED April 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

It's like Wikipedia, but for stupid people.

Austin likes reading Urban Dictionary in his free time. Because he's stupid.

by AustinTheDum March 11, 2019

Urban Dictionary

1. A place where you get to read other people's opinions on things and thumbs down/thumbs up accordingly if you agree or disagree.

2. An online dictionary that has a definition for nearly every known word in the world.

3. What you're using right now.

Person #1: Hey, I wonder what the rest of the world thinks about Justin Bieber!

Person #2: Sure, just check Urban Dictionary!

by D-2k() June 19, 2012