Lawyerd 

A term frequently used by Marshal in the tv show How I met your mother. Marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.

Barney: Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....

Lawyerd by Stibinoezem September 14, 2010

lawlsaur 

a) replaces lol

b) is used by people that think using it will make themselves look gangster

1337swordoperator582: gu355 wh4t I d1d l45t night??!?!!

05imNOTn00bzorz10101: d1d j00 5tudy??!?!

1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1

1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!

lawlsaur by losersquaredthatsme February 18, 2009

lawlacaust 

a word describing something so funny that in fact millions of people have died laughing from the joke.

"That joke was so funny it could cause the lawlacaust."

lawlacaust by Naked Shane March 8, 2008

get off my lawn 

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

get off my lawn by RevWaldo October 1, 2008

Lawsoned 

To get completely screwed over.

Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.

Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."

Lawsoned by SlickDealzzz September 14, 2011

Lawliet 

A character out of the Japanese series Death Note. His real name, Lawliet ( Pronounced 'Low-light' ) Wasn't released until the last book of the series came out. Lawliet is a world famous detective who is known only as L. His life is dedicated to capturing the killer known as Kira.

Lawliet shows his face to no one.

Lawliet by Pyriix December 30, 2006

lawd jesus 

Black People's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

When You see a girl with a nice Butt, "Lawd Jesus, That Ass"
When you see fire, "Lawd, Jesus, There's a Fire"

lawd jesus by inside_you April 6, 2015