Wonk

When you try to wink suavely, but you accidentally blink, ruining the moment.

"Oh yeah I was flirting with Kelly and I totally screwed it up by wonking!!"

by ironicinsomniac April 19, 2017

Wonk

A funny name for a close friend to annoy them.

Adriana: Jenn your such a wonka. LOL
Jennifer: It's WONK not wonka.

by xBlurple1x June 20, 2017

wook points

noun: Points that a wook or wookie gains, when they take as many drugs as possible, grow long hair, and go to less mainstream, underground, filth artists, that make you want to punch every person around you in the face, when the song drops. Wook points can vary however. Say a wook were to wait a year to grow his hair out just for one wook sesh (BassCenter, Electric Forrest, ect.) they would get a 10-15 wook points based on length of hair. Giving youself a concussion from head-banging is pro wook status for a solid 35 wook points. Also being the best at something (the hardest head-banger, the smelliest person, the most drugged out, ect.) will get you many wook points. The point based system doesn't make much sense, but not making sense is the wook way so many wooks actually count their wook points by collecting pins on their camelbacks, and hats that value from 1 to 15 wook points depending on the size and price to keep track.

"Hey man, I like your dreads, did you just get those?"

" No, I got them 6 months ago and still haven't showered. I'm getting my wook points up for the ganja white night in Belgium!"

by LavishJ July 12, 2017

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017

wook den

A nasty place or living arrangement that wooks use to party, vomit, use drugs and bother wookettes for dirty wook sex late at night

Brian the giver: Meet you back at the wook den later?
Dano the dino: If the powers that be allow, brian the giver, we are getting k-rocked at our wook den tonight

by danothedino December 3, 2017

Wonkified

All kinds of crazy mixed into one. Lopsided. Off-kilter.

Nicole had to be all rainbows and unicorns when renee’s Head was all wonkified.

by Nico_suave July 1, 2018

Wonkatitis

Wonkatitis or wonkatated is the act of being or looking weird in some way

Wow that wombat’s eyes look wonkatated

I think I’ve got wonkatitis

by Tozza February 26, 2018