Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

wintered well

When some chick you used to bang gets fat. She wintered well.

Damn. The ex wintered well this year.

by fourletters November 25, 2017

Chicago Winter

When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice

"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"

by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022

nuclear winter

Darkness; Cold; Comes after a nuclear war. Most things would die.

If N. Korea launches off some nukes, there will be a nuclear winter.

by Dustin MacDonald March 26, 2005

Winter Park

The compton of the east coast.

I got some ghetto booty in Winter Park.

by ac333334 December 9, 2008

nuclear winter

That which cancelled out global warming.

Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out.

by kosherpickle December 9, 2008

Flesh Winter

A love related experience that went badly.

"Man, the first date was a total flesh winter"

"I don't even like her, if she asks me our it's gunna be a total flesh winter"

"I really like her but were too different. If we went out it would be a flesh winter"

by icyco1 July 8, 2009