Weezer

The kicking-assest rock band from the last decade. They're the best ever examples of Billie Joe Armstrong's words of wisdom: "There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it."
The guys from Weezer are awesome at it. The rest of us losers can only ever hope to be as good at it as they are.

Weezer is rock/alternative music. NOT "emo".

Emo Poser: I LOVE Weezer. They're SO emo, and I like to cut my emo wrists and listen to them.

Me: *Breaks emo poser's nose* Shut up, fag. Weezer are NOT emo. *Makes little quotation marks in the air with fingers when says "emo"*

by CoffeeShopGuitarist January 14, 2007

weezer

an awesome band that people should stop accusing of being emo. one of the funniest things about them is that their ex bassist commited himself because he knew he had problems

weezer is fucking awesome

by someone from augusta middle school May 13, 2005

weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.

I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.

by purplex February 19, 2005

weeketarian

A person who eats meat only on the weekends. Starting from Friday night to Sunday night.

Luis is a weeketarian because he chooses to eat meat on the weekend.

by the gack luis September 20, 2009

Weekend Stink

To be very stinky on the weekend usually from the lack of a shower and an abundence of video games and food.

Jordan: GOD JESS YOU SMELL HORRIBLE.

Jesse: Yea I got the Weekend Stink.

by SteenNGene January 21, 2010

Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. 😩

by honeyfrog August 19, 2016

weiker

A really fucking hot guy and always has a big dick and fucks often

Josh is weiker

by Wy ker February 19, 2017